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  • GRAVEYARD PARTY PACK
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  • GRAVEYARD PARTY PACK

GRAVEYARD PARTY PACK

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Behold, a coffin's worth of electrical excellence - eight perfectly calibrated cans of beautiful madness, ready to transform any gathering into a proper laboratory experiment. Whether you choose Franken Flavor Original, Franken Zero Sugar, or a delightfully split personality of both, each Graveyard Party Pack comes equipped with enough voltage to raise the dead and corrupt the minds of the living... willingly, of course."
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8 cans of tomb-raising trouble!
Choose your descent into group hysteria: Franken Flavor for pure electrical excellence, Franken Zero for sinister sugar-free salvation, or embrace true chaos with our split personality pack of both. Available in Original (8 green cans of chaos), Zero Sugar (8 purple cans of sugarless specimens), or Mixed (4 originals, 4 zero) for those who crave variety in their voltage. Best served at temperatures that would freeze a ghost - our deranged researchers insist it heightens the classified flavor profile and ensures optimal group reanimation.

Ingredients

Franken Flavor (Green Cans) Carbonated water, Cane Sugar, Citric Acid, Taurine, Natural Flavor, Sodium Citrate, Caffeine From Green Coffee Beans, B-Vitamin Complex (B3,B5,B6,B8,B12), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate.

Franken Zero (Purple Cans) Carbonated water, Citric acid, Taurine, Natural Flavor, Sodium Citrate, Caffeine From Green Coffee Beans, B-Vitamin Complex (B3,B5,B6,B8,B12), Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Acesulfame, Potassium, Sucralose
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  • The Sweet Science of Mass Possession

  • Pure Power, No Penance

  • Cane Sugar Cult Classic

  • Sugarless Séance Approved

  • Voltage That Violates Physics

  • Diabolic Without The Demons

Misery Needs More Guests

Eight cans of properly ZAPPED voltage stand ready to transform your mundane mixer into a monument of beautiful madness. Perfect for midnight masquerades, laboratory lock-ins, or turning your office party into an asylum social hour. Some bring chips and dip - you bring the finger-twitching frequency.

The Only Possession You'll Ever Need

Eight cans of calculated chaos await their chance to infiltrate your bloodstream. While the mortals market their 'peace and tranquility,' we're distilling delicious doses of doom in every can. When reality becomes too real, when sanity seems too sane, crack open a portal to sweet psychosis. Don't worry about the whispers in your head - they're just your new friends getting comfortable. After all, the best parties always end in group therapy.

✓ Recommended by 4 out of 5 asylum escapees who refused to take their medicine

✓ Each sip synchronized to the exact frequency of your inner demons

✓ Our patented NeuroPanic™ formula makes your anxiety feel like a party guest

✓ Guaranteed to turn your office meeting into a séance within 30 minutes

✓ The only energy drink that counts as both a beverage and an exorcism

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CHRONICLES OF THE CONVERTED

The sun sets on another doomed social gathering. Your guests arrive like characters from a tragic novel, each carrying their own boring beverages - the same tired potions that have haunted convenience store coolers since the dawn of mediocrity. In your refrigerated chamber awaits eight vessels of voltage, a coffin's worth of chaos ready to transform this mundane manuscript into a masterpiece of the macabre. As each can opens with an unholy hiss, you watch their metamorphosis begin. Eyes spark with electrical enlightenment, conversation crackles with newfound voltage, and reality itself seems to bend at its edges. Your formerly lifeless living room now pulses with beautiful insanity, each guest a character in your unfolding horror story. Some say you can still hear the laughter echoing through the neighborhood, an anthem of elegant insanity. After all, every good story needs its willing victims.

✓ Host Your Own Horror Story

✓ From Tea Time To Tomb Time

✓ Pandemonium Made Perfect

✓ Ressurect The Whole Room

✓ Cryptkeeper Confirmed

WHY RAISE SPIRITS WHEN YOU CAN RAISE HELL?

Each precisely calibrated can in your Graveyard Party Pack has been engineered with 110mg of laboratory-grade voltage, perfected through forbidden science and validated by our most deranged researchers. Like a pendulum swinging between reality and rapture, each sip draws your gathering deeper into the depths of delicious delirium. The proof lies in the growing collection of voluntary victims who've tasted enlightenment and eagerly signed away their sanity. After all, misery loves company, but madness prefers a crowd.

  • sanity stops here

    Other drinks merely exist - Frankenfuel lives deliciously in your darkest desires. Why settle for a mundane mortality? Our laboratory-fresh formula was crafted for those who crave something more sinister than standard stimulation.

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  • double the devastation

    Want to unleash true chaos? Pair our Zero Sugar creation with its equally wicked green can sibling, Original Franken Flavor. Our mad scientist Frankie highly recommends this double dose of destruction.

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  • SUMMON YOUR SUPPLY

    Why rise from the grave to restock? Schedule your resurrection ritual and our phantom fleet will deliver fresh voltage to your doorstep every 2-8 weeks. No tombstone trips are required.

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Lost your mind? we're here to help!

We love connecting with our caffeine-crazed crypt keepers, but get seriously spooked if you don't have a devilishly delightful experience. Things happen sometimes; we're human(ish) after all. Reach out to us by ghost phone or hex-mail with any screams, groans, or bone-chilling puns you may have.

Summon Us

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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 days ago
    This Energy Drink Is To DIE FOR!

    This energy drink is incredible! Super delicious, energizing, and all around an enjoyable beverage! I highly recommend this drink to all Horror Fans, Metal Heads, and overall fans of energy drinks!

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    Jackie
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    You Rock 🤘

    Absolute best! I personally like the party packs to keep stocked up cause I drink one every morning on the way to work. Just wanted to say how much I love your drinks.

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    Steven k.
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 months ago
    Party In My Pants

    Gawt DAMN! The mixed party pack was just what the doctor ordered for movie night. My wife and I are obsessed with horror movies and had a few friends over last weekend for a Terrifier 3 slasher rager and the party pack came in so clutch. Everyone loved them. My wife made some spooky mixed drink with the zero sugar and it put me on my ass lol! Y'all are doing some crazy shit.

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